Dear Future Wife
I shall have four children, My daughter shall be named Stacy. So you would be Stacy’s mom, and shall have it going on. My first son shall be named Luke. Then, I shall say “Luke, I am your Father.” My second daughter shall be named Narnia. Whenever I get something for her, I shall proclaim, “For Narnia!” And my last Son shall be named Sparta. Thus, when I introduce him, I shall announce, “THIS IS SPARTA.”



